morbidium's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tackyness Lives On I wish I could be normal. Or at least have a normal life. But my insane children and maternal parental unit, make this exponentially impossible. Two days ago my 6 year old was caught calling a 5 year old girl a bitch. No, I shit you not, that word came out of my 6 year old son's mouth. Needless to say, he thinks he's going to die any second, now that he grounded. This morning, I told Mojo that I wanted him to take the car to work this morning so I wouldn't have to drive. The idea was greeted with a very whiny: "Why??? Why can't YOU drive ME!!!" What? Is your foot broken? You can'tr drive all of a sudden??? I wanted to crack open his skull and eat his brain with saltine crackers. My 6 year old's sperm donor came to my house to let me know that his parents wanted to take my son to the rodeo. I feel my IQ significantly lower due to his visit, and my son will be an imbecile when he gets back from spending 4 hours with those people. On a different note, I think I owe it to my whole 1 or 2 readers to cover wedding tact. I've probably done this a few entries ago, but apparently we have tactless weddings going on daily, so it bares repeating. 1. If you cheated on your first husband(very publically) with the man you intend to marry, having a wedding at a ski resort, on a major holiday, is infact TACKY! 2. Bilking your father out of hundreds of dollars so that you can have an open bar at your reception, while bashing another bride for saving money with a cash bar, is infact, TACKY! 3. Playing the remakes of any love song, and shitty remakes at that, like; Jessica Simpson's remake of "Take My Breath Away", in fact using any shitty pop crap song like anything she's ever done, is infact, TACKY! That's all for now on that subject cus I'm bored with it. In fact, this is a boring entry. Sorry folks. 7:53 a.m. - July 14, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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