morbidium's Diaryland Diary

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Bored Enough to Google

Good God. I need to update this thing more. Plus, I need to change the theme, I think the Grinch is tired of holding that pose for me.

Rachelle got this idea from this chick, and the object of it is to enter your name + "needs" into the search line on Google. Then blog the 10 funniest search finds. So, since I'm a crazy freak who can't write my own shit, I'm gonna do it.
For fun...ya know.

Uhmmmm....maybe I won't do it using my name. My name is Laci....and now that I've entered that into the Google search, plus "needs", I get Laci Peterson stuff.....not cool. Ok, middle name coming right up...

1. Suzanne needs analysis...
(It's officialy now...)
2. Suzanne needs our immediate help!
(It's that bad eh?)
3. Suzanne needs it!
(Yes I do!)
4. Suzanne needs psychiatric help...
(Wow, such ego boosters these Googlers are..)
5. Suzanne needs more than the traditional basic Speech, Occupational, and Physical therapy...
(I thought we covered that with "psychiatric".)
6. Suzanne needs her own IPod fund.
(*blinks*)
7. Suzanne needs hundreds of dollars worth of dental work.
(So it's my grill?)
8. Suzanne needs a shadow for her own protection.
(I think that goes with "psychiatric help"..)
9. Suzanne needs information.
(I sure do, like good shrinks apprently...)
10. Suzanne needs PHD.
(So I'm a nut???)

Somehow I see a whole pattern for the answers here.....maybe I should find a good shrink....

5:58 p.m. - October 11, 2005

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