morbidium's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just Once in a Dark Closet... Well, today I thought I'd stop ranting for a change of pace and give a list of celebrity men I'd sleep with if the chance were ever to arise, and I weren't madly in love and attached. So, commence list. 1. Billy Boyd (Shit, you didn't actually think he wouldn't be the first person on this list did you? If you did, you're a dork.) 2. Dominic Monaghan (Have you seen this man's body? Holy fuckalicious, Batman!) 3. Orlando Bloom (Who wouldn't? He's not my type really, but fuckable.) 4. Elijah Wood (I don't give a rat's hairy testicle if he's only 23. And no this won't be strictly Lord of the Rings related.) 5. Viggo Mortensen (I'm not sure what about him says "fuck me".) 6. Matt Damon (Watch Bourne Identity and then tell me you wouldn't.) 7. Hayden Christensen (Something about the pissy Anakin thing got me.) 8. The kid that plays Oliver Wood from Harry Potter (It's the accent I think. Plus, I just found out he's 21 in real life and that I'm not a huge pedophile for putting him on this list. And his real name is Sean Biggerstaff.....the last name solidified it for me.) That's the short list, but I don't wanna bore anyone. 10:24 a.m. - July 09, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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