morbidium's Diaryland Diary

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Miscellaneous Bullshit

So, what does one post 5 days before they leave for a new life? I don't know, but I am sure of one thing, this entry will probably be tantamount to exactly DICK.

Things that are Gay

1. Mud flaps with naked ladies on them.
2. Balding, middle aged men in corvettes with $300 Oakleys on.
3. My ex husband Joe.
4. Spelling "gay" g-h-a-y.

More Random Non Sense About Me

1. I really hate stupid people. In fact, I will go out of my way to point out their stupidity to even the most casual observer.
2. I'm stuck on the ever-brooding question, "Why does the sperm donors mother continually think my soon to be 7 year old son is perpetually 4 years old and keeps buying him furry Halloween costumes."
3. I will never figure out why the rainbow was adopted by gay people to represent them. I will never enjoy another rainbow.
4. I am convinced I am a teenaged boy. If you read the daily WtF like I do, you will see her entry on this very subject. And I do all those things too, but in case you don't. I play video games and fantasy computer games, I think bodily functions are hilarious. Hence, teen aged boy.
5. Someday I will be a millionaire, you wait and see, Fuck Me Eyes.*smiles*
6. If you just read the above and thought yourselves, "Who in the Sam hell is Fuck Me Eyes", join the club and keep waiting. I ain't tellin.

So, next Wednesday I get on a bus bound for where my heart and soul is. And I'm antsy now, I'm ready for it. I'll get quite a few rants and funny stories out of this life I know.

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8:18 a.m. - October 01, 2004

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